Monitoring software computations of arbitrary length and duration

Disclosed are various embodiments for monitoring software computations of potentially arbitrary length and duration for event processing and related systems. A pattern of events describing user interaction with a client application or a network site may be received, where a virtual process is generated to match events received from various computing resources to the pattern. A self-healing watchdog process may be generated that, after a period of time, periodically checks a state of the virtual process relative to matching the pattern of events. Any detected anomalies may be stored in a delay queue and returned to the watchdog process after a period of time.