Automated call and SMS greetings

Automated call and SMS greetings is disclosed. This integration of technology, combining online social software with phone, SMS, and the individual's voice, introduces a new combination of how technology and industries (greeting card and social media) integrates to provide a fun, positive consumer experience. This proprietary social media/technology integration process significantly expands the reach of social media by integrating additional technologies for the purpose of communicating in another dimension. The key distinction with this protocol is that it integrates with social networks to suggest sending a call or SMS based on various emotions in posts and status updates. If an individual puts a frown face or says they've had the worst day, the technology can pop up asking if they'd like to choose a greeting to send to them via call or SMS.